Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Who Would Barack Hussein Obama Pick For His Cabinet?

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

This week I thought I would write about a dream I had recently that scared the Bejesus out of me. I had a bad nightmare last night. Barack Hussein Obama was elected President and was introducing his Cabinet. Here is my image of what wannabe President B. Hussein Obama’s “Dream Team” ...

Who’s Going To Tell Hillary?

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

I’ve participated in Forced Cell Moves in a Maximum Security Prison in Michigan, had a turd thrown at me, gone up against violent prisoners armed with homemade weapons, been gassed, beaten up and would do it all again given the chance, but there is one job I would not want……..The ...

President’s Day War Porn: US air force AC-130 Nighthawk Iraq

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

What Happened To “The Only Man Who Can Save AmeriKKKa” Ron Paul?

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Ron Paul is out and thus ends his Revolution! Often refered to as America’s Crazy Unkle, Wrong Paul, er I mean, Ron Paul had a unique following in his campaign.  Both Far Right White Supremacists and Left Wing anti-war nut jobs were standing side by side in what turned out to ...

Video: Do Not Pass Paradise, Do Not Collect 72 Virgins…No Virgins For You!

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

We need to send these boys a case of 12 yr old scotch for rounding up this batch of Head Choppers in Afghanistan. I'm quite sure though that the ACLU and John Murtha are sending lawyers to GITMO to defend these Muslim Schmucks.

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Mosque & Dancing With The Enemy

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

The Saudi's are financing Global Islamic Terrorism against Israel and Western Civilized Nations and our President is dancing with their Chief Financinal Provider. All I can say is, "What the F*ck?"

Are You Going To Eat That? Voter Apathy Caption Contest!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

I'm sick of the Primary campaign crap here in Michigan. I have had no motivation to write as of late.  I do find it amazing that the Democrats simply thumbed their collective noses to the voters in a state with such a depressed economy despite the call from their insane leader Howard ...

The Rogue Jew Violates A United Nations Gag Order

Friday, January 11th, 2008

  Despite the fact that attacks against Jews have risen in America and throughout the world, the worlds most useless organization, The United Nations has declared that Islamophobia is THE MOST serious form of religious defamation and constitutes a threat to world peace. As I reported in November 07, in the land ...

Hillary Clinton Shows Us How To Lose An Election

Monday, January 7th, 2008

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an Onion? No one cries when someone cuts up on Hillary!!! I've learned a couple of useful things from the Clintons. First, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig, and second, you cannot polish a turd. Weak, entitled, ...

Schmuck Of The Year 2007: Ron Paul!!!

Friday, December 28th, 2007

It was a difficult decision this year.  So many schmucks, but yet only one true Putz can hold the honor as 2007's Biggest Schmuck.  It came down to 2 finalists this year, Ron Paul and Mahmoud Ahamdinejad.   I am proud to announce that this year's choice for The Rogue Jew's ...